onde went swimming with a ***y model in China during a hail storm in a sad
mood and all hell broke loose which caused an avalanche, he jumped out of
the way as the roof collapsed and which defies what that dam fortune
teller
told him, he escaped narrowly and hitch-hiked all the way home.
Michael Lalonde discovered a baby boy on a passenger jet and got locked in
a
room full of greasy meat because he felt like it and decided to sleep it
off
so everyone bowed down to Michael Lalonde, he shot all the bad guys and
with
the help of $45 000 worth of special effects he got the money and lived
the
rest of his life in Mexico
Michael Lalonde fought his enemy: a wild dog on an ironing board and went
around killing rats with a jackhammer because his leg hurt and a heated
argument arose which started a party, he made a giant leap across the
ravine
and to the surprise of the audience he got the girl, the treasure and a
nasty rash.
Michael Lalonde went swimming with Fat Bastardundefined and got locked in
prison because he had no sleep the night before and banged his head on a
wall which caused an avalanche, he blew up a truck with a hand grenade and
which defies what that dam fortune teller told him, he killed the bad guy
and made it away with minimal injuries.
Michael Lalonde got a letter bomb from Karl's mum in Germany during an
im****tant business meeting because he felt like it and went for a long
walk
through the park. Then Michael Lalonde ran around like a lunatic, he
jumped
out of the way as the roof collapsed and with relative ease he failed the
mission and the bad guys made it away with the gold.
Michael Lalond
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